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How much does a cellulite treatment cost in London?

How much does a cellulite treatment cost in London?

Cellulite treatment prices in London can range for £50 per session, for a simple massage or similar treatment, to (literally) £3,000 per session, for an overpriced “you only need one session” gimmick (BTW, you never only need one - or even 2 or 3 or 4: for good long-term results with cellulite, even with the best treatment available you need a course of 6-12 sessions.) Of course, as with everything else in life, the truth lies somewhere between the two extremes, so most treatments worth having (safe, fast results, long-lasting results, at a decent clinic, ideally with an experienced, professional therapist) cost somewhere between £200-£400, depending on the area treated (larger areas mean longer treatment times and therefore higher cost)…

Cellulite and the drinking culture

Cellulite and the drinking culture

At the clinic we quite often see female clients (usually young but quite often in their 40s and 60s too), who consume 15 or even 20 units of alcohol on a night out. I really do not know how they do it - that amount of alcohol would send me to the intensive care unit. The fact is they do it and, although some are slim or relatively slim, they all have one thing in…

Cellulite, luxury living and the champagne lifestyle

Cellulite, luxury living and the champagne lifestyle

Beer and fish and chips vs refined restaurants and expensive cocktails. What do these two things have in common? Calories and alcohol, of course. In the last 20 years that we have specialised in cellulite, we have seen so many champagne-sipping people, who had literally thousands of evenings of refined dining…

Cellulite and the takeaway culture

Cellulite and the takeaway culture

“Don’t cook, just eat”, goes the motto of food delivery app Just Eat. Deliveroo and Uber Eats preach a similar philosophy: why bother to cook, when you can outsource your food? Obviously things are not so simple. Takeaway food is not cooked in a ‘Green Pan’ with a £50-a-kilo extra virgin Toscano olive oil, coming out of a cute glass bottle…

Cellulite, indoor lifestyle, social media and comfort eating

Cellulite, indoor lifestyle, social media and comfort eating

London is a great, stimulating, inspiring place. I have made London my home for the last 25 years. As a famous writer has said: “When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.” However, London’s weather is generally moody, probably the most unpredictable weather of any large city. Almost constant cloud cover for most of the year, even in the summer, quite often combined with drizzle, as…